New KFC Logo Visible from Space
Giant space chicken averts alien invasion
by Carol Pinchefsky
by Carol Pinchefsky
According to this Reuters article , the latest KFC (formerly Kentucky Fried Chicken) logo is large enough to be visible from space. KFC is a food chain that sells fried chicken.
The bad news is, KFC's presence is like waving a flag to the alien invaders: "Come, alien overlords! Don't eat us! Eat our pre-sacrificed chickens!"
The good new is, the alien invaders will bite into a piece of deep-fried, cholesterol-laden chicken and promptly die.
I don't know whether we should mock KFC or thank it in advance for saving the planet.
According to this Reuters article , the latest KFC (formerly Kentucky Fried Chicken) logo is large enough to be visible from space. KFC is a food chain that sells fried chicken.
The bad news is, KFC's presence is like waving a flag to the alien invaders: "Come, alien overlords! Don't eat us! Eat our pre-sacrificed chickens!"
The good new is, the alien invaders will bite into a piece of deep-fried, cholesterol-laden chicken and promptly die.
I don't know whether we should mock KFC or thank it in advance for saving the planet.